Weird is good. Normal is boring.

Just be yourself.

25 Aug

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

24 Aug stoned-adventurer:

 


he meows so hard he falls over :o

stoned-adventurer:

 

he meows so hard he falls over :o

(Source: masterofthepotato)

24 Aug

(Source: princess-of-oxford)

23 Aug

i want a word for the almost-home.

that point where the highway’s monotony becomes familiar
that subway stop whose name will always wake you from day’s-end dozing
that first glimpse of the skyline
that you never loved until you left it behind.

what do you call the exit sign you see even in your dreams?
is there a name for the airport terminal you come back to,
comfortably exhausted?

i need a word for rounding your corner onto your street,
for seeing your city on the horizon,
for flying homewards down your highway.

give me a word for the boundary
between the world you went to see
and the small one you call your own.

i want a word for the moment you know
you’re almost home.

there and back again, n.m.h. (via anoraborealis)

23 Aug

lightandlark:

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”

23 Aug

considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

23 Aug

spiritual-hippie-girl:

grxviity:

Eyes are distracting. You see too much. You don’t see enough.

stared at these for half an hour straight 

tiny universes, amazing

(Source: plaid-suits-and-paisley-ties)

23 Aug vardpup:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

fat free yort

vardpup:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

fat free yort

(Source: passcety)

23 Aug

iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

23 Aug

(Source: onlybabies)

23 Aug

mcdontgiveafuck:

when will teenage girls stop shaming each other and discover that their real enemy is teenage boys 

23 Aug

A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

23 Aug sarawildish:

glampora:

leanonstephen:

cat-pictures-blog:

The face your kitten makes after you rescue him from an alley downtown.

#I HAVE WAy MORE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS CAT THAN I DO THE TITANIC OR THE NOTEBOOK OR THAT BULLSHIT

I’m gonna cry now
cuz his face
it’s like ‘thank you i was so scared’
i just
; ^ ;

he has CAT TEARS.

sarawildish:

glampora:

leanonstephen:

cat-pictures-blog:

The face your kitten makes after you rescue him from an alley downtown.

#I HAVE WAy MORE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS CAT THAN I DO THE TITANIC OR THE NOTEBOOK OR THAT BULLSHIT

I’m gonna cry now

cuz his face

it’s like ‘thank you i was so scared’

i just

; ^ ;

he has CAT TEARS.

22 Aug erik-steigerwald:

annieskywalker:

vevamadness:

all the time

MY LIFE

true

erik-steigerwald:

annieskywalker:

vevamadness:

all the time

MY LIFE

true

(Source: meme4u)

22 Aug